Jokes

I signed up for yoga this year; turns out, I’m a natural at lying down.

My mirror and I have a great relationship—it reflects my humor.

Booked a limo for £1000, didn't even come with a driver.
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.

The other day I was attacked by a bunch of circus clowns in a car park.

I won though, cause I went right for the juggler

I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches.