Jokes

Where do pirates get their hooks?

Secondhand stores.

What do you call a beehive without an exit?

Unbelievable.

Why are the Irish so wealthy?

Because their capital is always Dublin.

What did the full glass say to the empty glass?

You look drunk.

Weirdly, I’ve been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn.

It doesn’t cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night.

Did you know about the hole in the walls of houses in the nudist colony?

The police are looking into it.

What did the guy say when he got caught playing with himself to an optical illusion?

It’s not what it looks like!

Do you know why a witch never wears panties?

More grip on the broom.