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Post: #2731

Special edition.

Given the recent claims of favouritism toward Porn Stars on the BabeStation channels,
I thought I'd try to get to the truth of the matter.

So today, we have...

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...In association with #TeamShark...

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Team Porn VS Team Glamour
(Freeview Edition)

Here's how the Teams lined up -

Team Porn

Ava Blue ~~~ Lolly Badcock ~~~ Ree Petra

Team Glamour

Daryl Morgan ~~~ Georgie Darby ~~~ Paige Tyler

With Official Match Referee

~~~Megan Moore~~~

The Rules

Each minute that a member of a team is on screen counts as One point for that team. If Two members of that team are on screen at the same time, they only count as One member; There's no "I" in Team!

Important

Disclaimer - Don't understand those rules? Tough shit.
Important

Disclaimer 2 - If the points don't tally up right in some way, again - Tough Shit.

Now -

Let Battle Commence!!

Round 1 - BS1

11PMish - Paige & Daryl on separate options.
Interlude at 11:30PM - No Freeview coverage (surely the Ref should have stopped the game???)

12:02AMish - Lolly takes over.

1:28AM - Georgie. She went Naked around 1:44AM. That's 10 bonus points!

2:10AM - Ree and Georgie 2-4-1ing.

2:17AM - Ree

3:03AM - Ree and Daryl 2-4-1ing, then on seperate options.

3:16AM - Daryl

4:03AM - Ava and Daryl

4:07AM - Ava and Lolly

4:15AM-4:59AM - Lolly

Now, Paige and Daryl weren't on screen for 30 minutes in that first section, but they were there when transmission resumed, so they get those 30 points! The Ref says so!
Also, Georgie going naked gets a bonus 10 points!

Adding those points to the minutes =

Team Porn - 208 points!
Team Glamour - 185 points!

Even with those bonuses, Team Glamour are behind!

Here's some Round 1 pictures -

Onto Round 2 -

Round 2 - BSXtra

10PM - Ava

10:05PM - Ava and Georgie split-screen and separate options.

10:35PM - Ava

10:37PM - Ava and Lolly 2-4-1ing / Girl calling.

11:05PM - Lolly

11:33PM - Ava

12:46AM - Paige and Daryl 2-4-1ing.

1AM - Daryl

2:05AM - Lolly

3:58AM - Paige

4:23AM-4:58AM - Paige and Ava on separate options.

Adding the points from Round 1 to Round 2's gets us -

Team Porn - 208 + 214 = 422!
Team Glamour - 175 + 169 = 344!

Oh dear - looks like Team Glamour are falling further behind!
Can they make it back in the Final Round??

In the meantime - here's some pictures from Round 2 -

Round 3 - BSBlue

(Apologies in advance for the lack of pictures for the Final Nail-Biting Round)

12AM - Ree and Georgie 2-4-1.

12:19AM - Ree

1:09AM - Paige

1:39 - Ava

2:58AM - Georgie

4:12AM - Ree

4:53AM - Georgie and Ree 2-4-1.

5:02AM - Daryl

5:05AM-5:30AM - Daryl and Ava split-screen and separate options.

The final scores are (more or less) -

Team Porn - 422 +223 = 645 mins/points!
Team Glamour - 344 +160 = 504 mins/points!

So there you have it - Team Porn are the winners!

In summary - Yeah, I know - there's more to it than that. But nonetheless - 3 vs 3, the Porn babes were on for longer.
Conclusive proof of a conspiracy? Probably not, but where there's smoke there's usually fire!

...Thanks for reading! Smile