The Dubious World of Boris Johnson

Apparently Boris is now considering whether or not to refill the Ethics adviser position . Logic dictates that he say 'Why bother?" on the basis that he wouldn't know what strong ethics were if they ran over him like a bus and also on the basis that there is a clear danger a third adviser might end up resigning over his behaviour in any event .

Who needs ethics?
Who needs rules?
Who needs law?

Everybody except Boris no doubt on the basis he will flout all three anyway