US Election & Presidency

"We're introducing big tariffs on steel and aluminium, to protect American jobs! There will be no exceptions!
........ except Canada and Mexico........ but other than that, no exceptions........ apart from Australia.......
But they will definitely apply to China who is flooding our country with cheap steel.... "

"What's that Mike? Only 3% of imports, you say"
"Yes Mr President, but don't worry, your base will be fooled, that's all that matters"
" Btw do we have a new economics advisor yet?"
"No, Mr President. We only have one applicant so far, from a Count von Count currently working in Sesame St."
" Great Mike, he'll do. Sesame St, Wall St, what's the difference..."