Annoying Adverts

I agree about the barking dog. Whose idea was that.

Oh where do I start ?

Trivago's stupid invented stories about hotels - fuck off.

The stupid "It's really alright" "3" muppet
(is it 3 ? Some crappy mobile network anyway, let's face it, they've all got shit adverts : hello don't be a cat/be a dog O2)
Give me strength.
They could have a least got somebody to voice the muppet who could vaguely sing ?! Or is the pathetic scratchy/croaky singing voice supposed to be funny ? It's not like they built it up with the original "epic" full length first advert where he was miming all the way through.

The "Freeview" advert with the singing cat and budgie being best pals.
Am I the only one that wants to see the cat just eat the fucker ?
That would give the granny something to spill her milk over. (That's NOT supposed to be an innuendo/euphemism).

The Fiat that swallows the Viagra. Christ. Oh and it's got a "Collision mitigation" system ? Jesus. Kill the English language why don't we.