If You Could Be Prime Minster - Your Policies

^Here's mine:-
all 900 channels are immune to censorship & FTA
Min wage would be £19 an hour
Cigarettes - 99 a pack
Pint of beer - Also 99p
24 hour licensed pubs
24 hour licensed Strip and massage parlours.
OFCOM disbanded with immediate effect
smoking weed legalised in pubs
Alcohol to be allowed back into football grounds plus all grounds
to reintroduce standing areas and ticket prices fixed at £10
BBC ITV to screen porno/babes channels FTA
betting shops to open 24 hours
Petrol to be fixed at £1.00 a litre
Footballers wages to be capped at no more than £25,00 a year and special car tax for to be introduced (Details to be follow if election is won)
We will have referendum on Europe within six weeks of election

These are my policies