2020 goals.
1. Become head of OFCOM, relax the rules to the point where full on open leg is free to air on the telly and on the web all night
2. Abolish blurredcam
3. Reduce tip goals to a maximum setting of 1000 credits
4. See Wolves make further progress and NOT lose Traore or Jimenez under any circumstances at any price
5. See KJT become Olympic Heptathlon champion in Japan
6. Have a threesome with Ashley Emma and Lola Knight

7. Go on holiday with Atlanta Moreno
8. And on a more realistic note.........get back to writing poetry on a regular basis and maybe approach a publisher with the body of work already written over the last 30 odd years.