Football Banter

Shane Long has just scored the fastest ever Premier League goal for Southampton at Watford.
Sky have it as being after 8 secs, whereas other media say it was as quick as 6 secs.
And it was a Watford kick off

After the way Man Utd capitulated against Everton on Sunday, I certainly cannot see how they can even produce a performance worthy of beating City tonight.

Couldnt't help but laugh

https://twitter.com/fullback03/status/11...02918?s=19

Ole's at the wheel...

Soo this is the defining game of the season that could ultimately decide the destination of thr PL Title ...come on Burnley!!!

It's not looking good for Burnley at the moment. I am not convinced Burnley are going to score let alone win this game so it is going to go back to Newcastle for Liverpool and they're not an easy side to beat, but who knows this League title is going backwards and forwards with just a point in it each time.

29mm of the ball over the line won them that game-talk about lucky! Mind you had they had VAR operating they would have had a shout for a penalty(courtesy of Ashley Barnes's hand ball)

Well the title’s gone now and if anything we’ll drop points vs Newcastle. The only crumb of comfort is that Manure celebrating City goals like it’s there own....shows how far they’ve fallen.

Over to you Mr Klopp.
No over to you Mr Guardiola.
No no over to you Mr Klopp
No no no over to you Mr Guardiola
No no no no over to you Mr Klopp

And so it goes on.
Makes for riveting viewing for sure.

It seems crazy that Manchester City now have nearly a whole week to prepare for next Monday's game as Liverpool travel to Barcelona, but I think every neutral fan should get behind Liverpool on Wednesday for what should be a cracking and amazing game.

Is it just me that thinks everytime Shawn(Sean?) Dyche is on screen he is going to tell a Les Dawson style joke in his northern accent? "I wouldn't say the mother in law was scary but when the mice found out she was staying the week they threw themselves on the traps!":D