RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-09-2025 20:57
People say smoking kills, but it also cures salmon
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-09-2025 21:01
I asked my wife what she wanted for our anniversary.
She told me “nothing would make her happier than a diamond ring.”
So I got her nothing.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 01-10-2025 20:52
I lost my job as a stage designer.
I left without making a scene.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-10-2025 21:55
Why did the employee bring a ladder to work?
Because they wanted to go up in the company.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-10-2025 21:58
Why did the chemist break up with the biologist?
There was no chemistry.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 03-10-2025 16:31
My boss told me to have a good day…
So I went home.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-10-2025 22:52
Ever try eating a clock?
It’s time-consuming!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 03-10-2025 22:55
Marriage is like a deck of cards… All you need at first is two hearts and a diamond.
But by the end, you wish you had a club and a spade! ♠️
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 05-10-2025 04:45
I just got a job at a mirror factory.?
I could really see myself working there.
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 06-10-2025 11:52
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
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