RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 16-09-2025 21:41
A couple arrived at the sexual health clinic.
There was a sign on the door that said: “For family planning and contraceptives, please use the rear entrance”.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 21-09-2025 21:19
Where did the lettuce go for a drink?
The salad bar.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-09-2025 23:19
Why did the banker switch jobs?
He lost interest.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-09-2025 23:22
What is a skeleton’s least favourite room?
The living room
RE: Jokes - i'llbeback123 - 22-09-2025 01:13
“The Fridge That Judges joke story” 
Maya and Theo bought a smart fridge. It had a touchscreen, voice commands, and a passive-aggressive attitude.
• Every time Theo reached for ice cream, it chirped: “Are you sure?”
• Maya tried storing leftover curry. The fridge labeled it “Suspicious Substance.”
• One night, it locked the vegetable drawer and said, “You’ve had enough carrots.”
• Eventually, they unplugged it. It kept whispering “Expiration…” for three days.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-09-2025 21:54
Why do they call it “rush hour” when nothing moves?
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-09-2025 21:57
A red and blue ship have collided in the Carribean sea.
Apparently the suvivors are marooned.
RE: Jokes - Danny_45 - 24-09-2025 17:00
Argentina is surprisingly cold.
In fact, it's bordering on Chile 
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-09-2025 22:57
Why do fish live in saltwater?
Because pepper makes them sneeze.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 24-09-2025 23:01
What do you call the security guards outside of the Samsung shop?
The Guardians of the Galaxy.
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