RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-07-2025 22:59
Why are vegan women excellent at giving head?
Because they are used to eating nuts.
RE: Jokes - Danny_45 - 22-07-2025 15:31

RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-07-2025 21:18
What do you call a religious person who sleepwalks?
A roamin’ Catholic.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-07-2025 21:20
People are making apocalypse joke like there is no tomorrow!
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 22-07-2025 23:59
Have you ever tried to catch some fog in a jar?
I tried yesterday but I mist.
RE: Jokes - Danny_45 - 23-07-2025 16:56
I was on holiday in Turkey and came across one of those Turkish bath houses.
They shave with a solid steel stoneground razor, snip out nose and ear hairs, wax off chest and back hair, pluck all the hairs out of the crack of your arse, all finished off with a moustache trim and alcohol rub.
Honestly, the wife's never looked so good  .
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-07-2025 22:36
I’m on a whiskey diet.
I’ve lost three days already
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-07-2025 22:40
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
RE: Jokes - Danny_45 - 26-07-2025 17:43
I'm enjoying my retirement after being a cricket umpire...
I no longer lift a finger!
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-07-2025 22:43
I’m terrified of lifts, so I’m going to start taking steps to avoid them.
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