RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-06-2025 20:46
I signed up for yoga this year; turns out, I’m a natural at lying down.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 21-06-2025 21:02
My mirror and I have a great relationship—it reflects my humor.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 22-06-2025 20:36
Booked a limo for £1000, didn't even come with a driver.
All that money and nothing to chauffeur it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-06-2025 20:45
The other day I was attacked by a bunch of circus clowns in a car park.
I won though, cause I went right for the juggler
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 22-06-2025 20:46
I went on Amazon to buy a lighter but all they had were 3,472 matches.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 25-06-2025 23:41
A guy on a tractor drove by rambling something about how the end of the world is upon us.
I think it was Farmer Geddon
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-06-2025 21:47
How do you milk sheep?
Bring out a new iPhone and charge £1000 for it.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 26-06-2025 21:49
I used to sell security alarms door to door, and I was really good at it.
If no one was home, I would just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 27-06-2025 19:53
My cloning experiments have finally paid off.
I'm so excited I'm beside myself.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 27-06-2025 21:40
Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?
He's a bit of a pain in the neck.
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