RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 11-05-2025 19:50
I'm thinking of a career where I estimate crowd sizes at different outdoor events.
I wonder how many people are in that field.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 18-05-2025 22:39
What do you call a mutual break up between two chiropractors?
A joint decision.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 19-05-2025 20:31
Where do dogs park their car?
In the barking lot.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-05-2025 22:43
Why was the computer cold?
It left its Windows open.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 19-05-2025 22:49
What do you call an unpredictable camera?
A loose Canon.
RE: Jokes - Factotum - 23-05-2025 20:02
I asked my wife what she wanted for her birthday. She said "I'd like a divorce".
I replied that I wasn't thinking about spending that much money...
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-05-2025 21:02
Why did the school kids eat their homework?
Because their teacher told them it was a piece of cake.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 23-05-2025 21:06
What do you call someone who doesn’t like carbs?
Lack-Toast Intolerant.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 24-05-2025 07:26
Which petrol stations are the eggs favourite? Shell.
RE: Jokes - Danny_45 - 24-05-2025 12:24
Did you know that bum sex is still illegal in Iceland?
Not sure if it's the same in Farmfoods so be careful!
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