RE: Jokes - Factotum - 30-03-2025 15:06
How many business consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?
Nobody knows, they're still doing a cost-benefit analysis....
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2025 22:15
My father always used to say, “In life, one door might close, but another one will open.”
He was a great philosopher. But an awful cabinet builder.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 30-03-2025 22:19
What’s the difference between a female erogenous zone and car keys?
Men can actually find their car keys.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 01-04-2025 17:58
Who is the highest ranking officer at a ticketed event?
General Admission.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 01-04-2025 22:11
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 08-04-2025 19:52
Poor Jack. He took a Viagra pill which got stuck in his throat. Now he has a stiff neck.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-04-2025 23:24
I'm sceptical of anyone who tells me they do yoga every day, that's a bit of a stretch.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 08-04-2025 23:26
The world champion tongue twister got arrested,
I hear they’re going to give him a tough sentence.
RE: Jokes - Snooks - 10-04-2025 19:46
How did the nucleus escape from prison?
Through the cell wall.
RE: Jokes - billyboy1963 - 10-04-2025 22:10
My wife threatened to divorce me when I said I was going to give our daughter a silly name, so I called her Bluff.
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