Forum Running Race.

Who would win in a Forum Race and in what positions and why would they finish in them positions.

1 RammyRascal. He just wants to win the race.
2 Winsaw. He just wants to catch Rammy but he can't.
3 Snookered. His ball sack falls out which slows him down.
4 Watcher. He is to busy spying on the birds.
5 HLO. Gets his name confused with MVP the wrestler then he realises his name is HLO and it is to late to catch anyone.
6 Cheesygrin. He is to busy smiling.
7 Goatman. He is to busy looking at Goats.

Is this an exclusive list of runners & riders or can we add our own names to compete ?

If so I'd add :-
darren73 Gave rammy a head start & in no time at all, blew past him & continues to lap him over & over again.
circles_o_o_o Set off at a great rate of knots, & looked uncatchable, but slowed somewhat & seems to be running round in circles & in danger of disappearing up his own arsehole
speedybert Been here for ever, so has the stamina. Sounds as fast a fuck,

(01-12-2020 22:54 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Is this an exclusive list of runners & riders or can we add our own names to compete ?

Yeah you can add your own names maybe I should of said that at the start but I thought you guys might get my drift , a 1 to 7 race would be preferable but of course you can add as many names to the list as you want or you could add lesser names up to you.

Is rammy still sporting a beard ? cos surely that's gonna slow him down.

Here's footage of myself taking over HLO in said race.

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And I don't think that Cheesy Grin could run past a bar.

(01-12-2020 23:33 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  Is rammy still sporting a beard ? cos surely that's gonna slow him down.

One thing is sure. We won't be allowed to have a winner after he gets on his high horse accusing everyone of "Loser Shaming".

When cheesy overtakes me

It’s cool I know how I can overtake everyone

Goatman trying to keep up.

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