The "Pissed Off " Thread

(07-03-2020 12:19 )Carl-Gen X Wrote:  Australia is panicking more over toilet paper than when their country was literally on fire! People there actually fighting over toilet rolls.

Australia has become ‘Beyond the Thunderdome’....or should that be ‘Beyond the Thunderbox’

On a serious note, as far as I’m aware, coronavirus does not give you the shits. So why the obsession with toilet paper? Seen how your nose looks after you’ve wiped it for long enough using toilet paper? It goes red and sore as fuck!

As long as no kangaroos are harmed with toilet rolls that's okay.... but also on a serious note, when you think about it coronavirus has taken over as lead story from the bush fires....

Dear Panic Buyers...

Now you’ve cleared the shelves in the stores, can you now please fuck off and stay at home?

If you must stockpile...then stockpile on contraceptives. The last thing we need is you fuckwits reproducing!

PS...to any member of this forum who has succumbed to the irrational and illogical practice of stockpiling enough bog rolls to last the next 6 months, and who might take the hump at what I’ve written...I say this...

‘Fuck off you selfish wankspangle’

I think we should campaign as one, to get wankspangle into the English dictionary!!!

Pissed off that I am permanently hungry.
Had my tea at 7pm.
Still hungry. Ate 2 sausage rolls.
Still hungry.
Ate 2 jam doughnuts.
Still hungry.
Cheese sandwich. Still hungry.
A Mars bar. Still hungry.
A pork pie. Still hungry.
I will have emptied the bloody fridge if I carry on like this FFS.

You can fill it up again with sick by the sound of it..!

(09-03-2020 01:53 )snookered Wrote:  Pissed off that I am permanently hungry.
Had my tea at 7pm.
Still hungry. Ate 2 sausage rolls.
Still hungry.
Ate 2 jam doughnuts.
Still hungry.
Cheese sandwich. Still hungry.
A Mars bar. Still hungry.
A pork pie. Still hungry.
I will have emptied the bloody fridge if I carry on like this FFS.

you could also store all those toilet rolls you brought in there? you wankspangle!

(09-03-2020 09:17 )kelly1066 Wrote:  

(09-03-2020 01:53 )snookered Wrote:  Pissed off that I am permanently hungry.
Had my tea at 7pm.
Still hungry. Ate 2 sausage rolls.
Still hungry.
Ate 2 jam doughnuts.
Still hungry.
Cheese sandwich. Still hungry.
A Mars bar. Still hungry.
A pork pie. Still hungry.
I will have emptied the bloody fridge if I carry on like this FFS.

you could also store all those toilet rolls you brought in there? you wankspangle!

What the fuck? ‘Wankspangle’ spreading round here? Jesus..quick get yer toilet rolls in!

^Too late - the wankspangle virus is spreading!!

This pissed off thread has turned more into the comedy thread is it to late for it to be renamed.

Kelly would you like Goatman to have a wankspangle on you.