The "Pissed Off " Thread

(19-12-2015 20:28 )Tractor boy Wrote:  

(19-12-2015 19:56 )M-L-L Wrote:  
FFS - what kind of inconsiderate ****er continuously revs their motorbike engine in their back garden at this time of day ?

Take it out into the road at least.

The same sort as the c#@t down my road who having just passed his test thinks reving up his shitty hatchback morning, noon and night makes him the bloody stig.

Stig one on him

Pissed off that I have been told a secret that I am dying to let out of the bag while knowing if I spill the beans the ramifications will be disastrous. So bloody annoying .

Bugger f#ck and c#nty b#$@cks .

Wish I hadn't been told now. FFS .

It's the 21st century.
From all the books when I was small we should be :

living on the moon / space stations
all wearing attractive boiler suits / PVC body-suits
getting all our nourishment from pills or by rehydrating protein packs, none of your messing about with ingredients and cooking
have continuous indolent hours of leisure, with all the work being done by robots
living lives of jealous-and-guilt-free sex-on-demand with any partner you choose (pair-bonding for life having been superseded and rendered unnecessary by artificial means of child rearing)

...however, it's today - and with the slightest breath of wind and droplet of rain on the window, the sight of Ashley Emma's jiggling arse on Freeview fragments unwatchably into a thousand pixels and freezes immovably.

To be fair the sight of Ashley's jiggling arse makes me feel as though I have turned into a thousand pixels with all the excitement. If I were a fuse I would have blown big time .

Waited 7 days for new sim card to arrive Did it arrive in the post today? Did it fuck Thanks Vodaphone

Brilliant timing...nerve surgery to my left forearm yesterday. Fuck it hurts if I bump it
Thank the heavens it's not my drinking arm

(19-12-2015 19:56 )M-L-L Wrote:  
FFS - what kind of inconsiderate ****er continuously revs their motorbike engine in their back garden at this time of day ?

Take it out into the road at least.

Unfortunately we all seem to have a certain cunt on our streets that feels the need to rev a car or bike for no particular reason other than being a twat !!!

^and if you don't know who that cunt is, chances are it's you!

I'm "Pissed Off" with all this rain.

When will it stop

Dunno what is better ?....rain...or if it's cold it would be snow !!!
Better still if it would just..FUUUUUUUUUUCK OFF ....