Jokes

Oh for crying out loud......lmao at that.....

A leading manufacturer of viagra went bankrupt.

Must of been due to stiff competition.

A leading manufacturer of clocks went bankrupt.

He'd given too much stuff on tick and in the end he had to be wound up.

A husband tries his luck with his wife but she says "Sorry darling but I have an appointment with the gynaecologist tomorrow and I want to stay fresh". The husband thinks for a while before whispering back "Do you have a dental appointment tomorrow?".

Conjuctivitis.com...a site for sore eyes.

A woman walks into the kitchen to find her husband prancing around manically with a newspaper. "What the hell are you doing?" she asks.
He turns around and says "Hunting flies." "Oh! killing many?" she asks. "Yep, three males and two females," he says. Intrigued, she continues, "But how can you tell them apart?" He responds," Easy. Three were on a beer can and two were on the phone!"

apparently, there's all sorts of ways to take viagra
you can have eye drops... so you can look hard
and there's ear drops... for the hard of hearing
(there's probably one or two i'm forgetting but you get the idea)

belt watches, what a WAIST of time!

vomit, i'm sick of it!

i made my curtains have a race, it was a draw

i've had enough of soap, i wash my hands of it!

pens, they're all WRITE!

did i tell you my condiment joke? MUSTARD done!... i might have to SALT it out, though... c'mon, KETCHUP, it's a condiment joke

i saw a man with a sign that said, "7 days" halfway up his legs... he was WEEK at the knees!

i watch a lot of tv... the whole screen, in fact