Jokes

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

What do you call an expert fisherman?

A Master Baiter

Sex on TV can’t hurt

Unless you fall off.

Having sex in a lift is wrong, on so many levels.

I just found an origami porn channel, but it’s paper view only.

Love is like a machine… sometimes you need a good screw to fix it.

My mate is chuffed that his dad, named him and his brothers after star wars characters.

His sister, Chewbacca isn't so pleased.

Two owls in a pub, are playing pool for the first time. One of the owls pots the white ball, what do we do now ? asks the first owls.
That's a foul says the barman, two hits.
Two hits to who says the second owl.

My doctor has prescribed me gloating cream.
I can't wait to rub it in.