Jokes

I was sitting at a bar last night and this Asian looking fella sits down next to me and takes a sip of beer.

I glance over at him and ask if he knows any of those martial arts like Kung fu, or Karate or Ju Jitsu. He says "No, WTF man!? Are you asking because I’m Chinese?"

I said no, it’s because you’re drinking my beer.

Secretary: “Doctor, the invisible man has come. He says he has an appointment.”

Doctor: “Tell him I can’t see him.”

Exaggerations have become an epidemic.

They went up by a million percent last year.

I used to be addicted to soap.

But I’m clean now.

The past, present and future walked into a bar.

It was tense.