how would you introduce a babe to ur parents?!

how would you introduce a babe to ur parents?!

hi mum i'd to meet my gf Bailey....she's a ...?

she's an audio/visual therapist

what would u all say?

with a big smile...
and an even bigger one back from my old man...

I'd say she works for the Samaritans, same job just more boobage

LoL @ Chimpy's comment.

My 'rents are pretty cool so I reckon rather trying to explain it I'd say she was a stripper or that she "works in the adult industry", lol. As soon as I said that my mum would change the subject and ask no more, lol

Oi maw, this is my new bird...great tits eh?

No intro needed - My Dad probably watches more "TV" than I do....

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

"Dad, you know that £1000 I borrowed to buy that computer, well here she is"..

ma da, babe. babe ma da

A question I can't answer, because its something I cannot do.

"Mom, Dad....remember that enormous phone bill a few weeks back......well this is the reason for it"

Dad staring at her cleavage...."nice to meet you love, i'm just off to the toilet"

Mom staring at her cleavage...."are those real darling??"