Presents

(27-12-2010 22:44 )Regenerated Wrote:  Fine wine, fine perfume, bunch of flowers, box of chocolates - women like all those things don't they..? Just make her feel appreciated.

all the above for £10 from marks and sparks

marks and sparks gift card

this is not just a christmas gift card, this a marks and spencers christmas card.

I gave Mrs Gummidge a book of Oral Sex Coupons. Any time she feels like it, any time of the day or night, all she has to do is hand me one of the coupons and she can give me a blow job. She didn't seem very happy with them, though. Ungrateful wench.

(27-12-2010 22:50 )Mister Gummidge Wrote:  I gave Mrs Gummidge a book of Oral Sex Coupons. Any time she feels like it, any time of the day or night, all she has to do is hand me one of the coupons and she can give me a blow job. She didn't seem very happy with them, though. Ungrateful wench.

Why's she ungrateful. I've heard that's she's traded them to the old crone next door.

She's got herself a 'Take That' CD, and your going to get a bang on your door tonight.

(27-12-2010 10:28 )Charlemagne Wrote:  What's up with the good old fashion gifts, like an iron (electric or gas), or a vac or a washing up brush.

I'm just a big romantic.

Thats a great idea. It shows you take an interest in what she does and shell get to use it once or twice a day. The female equivalent of giving a man power tools or golf clubs. But go easy on the vuc or shell expect you to spend that much next time, also she might expect you to sack the Lithuanian maid.

A vaccum cleaner is the best gift idea because for her birthday you can gave her a new replacement vaccum bag and we all know the ladies love bags

Top 5 presents for the mother-in-law

1. A book on how to be the perfect grandmother
2. Subscription to Aging Gracefully magazine
3. "Getting through the menopause" hypnosis CDs
4. Ball of wool and knitting patterns for a nice sweater
5. A marital aid (preferably not second-hand off e-Bay)