Kate Middleton to join Bang Babes

I think that might just win the award for "Headline you're least likely to see"

Good luck to them, though. I wouldn't do that job for all the tea in China.

I take it your off to the tower now to have your head cut off

That sounds painful...oh, sorry, THAT head!

(16-11-2010 23:30 )mr williams Wrote:  I think that might just win the award for "Headline you're least likely to see"

Good luck to them, though. I wouldn't do that job for all the tea in China.

what job, shagging prince william or being the queen?

(16-11-2010 23:37 )mr williams Wrote:  That sounds painful...oh, sorry, THAT head!

dunno, they havent done it for a few years now so they might want something small to practice on first

just remember, men come in three sizes...small, medium, and LIAR

I was trying my luck with the gorgeous new barmaid in my local, and she said she'd go to bed with me, but only if I had a 10-inch dick.

I thought F*** that, I'm not cutting 2 inches off my dick for any girl!!!