What Dish Are You?

I'd be a Chinese buffet..... All you can eat hahahah

I'd be mcdonalds drive thu -

always in a rush and looks like shit!

if IAM going to be a some kind of drink(juice,brandy.wine..etc) what would it be and why??


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(31-07-2010 14:35 )Regenerated Wrote:  I'd be mcdonalds drive thu -

always in a rush and looks like shit!

And doesn't fill you up. Sorry Regenerated.

I'd be a bowl of cereal,...cheap,quick and easy

I'm a sausage roll - Not a lot of meat, plenty of hot air and flaky as hell.

"The road to Good Intentions be paved with Hell"

I'd be a bowl of cherries - I look really sweet, but there's a disappointingly hard, stony core beneath the surface.

Missing key events. Talking bollocks. Making stuff up.
~~~SAVE THE KRILL!~~~

In a similar vein, but nothing to do with food, I had a one night stand with a much younger woman, and I made the mistake of asking her what she thought of my performance. She said I was like a car.

Ah, I thought, I'm like a sports car - fast and furious. "mmm...no".

I know, a Rolls Royce - powerful and distinguished. "mmmn..no"

Well what then?

"You were like a vintage car"

Great, I thought, she thinks I'm mature and experienced!!

"No...it took ages to get you going....and then you had to be started by hand!!!"

I'd be a pair of edible panties - who says we guys can't multi-task?

Or failing that, I'd be a cherry, so you could pop me

...and as for drink, how about a nice pint of Heineken, with a big head for you to get your tongue and lips around, I'd refresh your parts that other beers cannot reach