Jokes

my girlfriend says she's got a weight problem.... i call it gravity

i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...

did you hear about the stupid woodworm? he was found in a brick

To get into heaven you had to walk up 100 stairs but on each stair god asks you a joke if you laugh you go to HELL. So the brunette gets to the 56th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then red-head gets to the 97th stair and bursts out laughing and gets sent to hell. Then the blonde gets into heaven and bursts out laughing then god asked her "why are you laughing?" the blonde replied "I just got the first one!"

(01-10-2011 17:29 )whoopah Wrote:  i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...

Whoopah, just look into the light and that awful joke book you memorized will be gone forever...hallelujah! praise be to jeebus

i forgot about a joke about... erm...

A blond woman buys a bath, the next day she returns to the shop claiming it's broken and leaking water, she says every time i fill it up it just empties. The shop keeper replies have you put the plug in it, she replies "I never knew it was electrical"

You guys crack me up.

A lady was picking through the frozen chickens at the supermarket, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked the shelf stacker, "Do these chickens get any bigger?" He replied, "No, they're dead."