Jokes

My wife left me as I'm addicted to oxymorons. She was pretty ugly anyway!

Took a dyslexic bird home last night, she ended up cooking my sock

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

hearing voices in your head is annoying, you never know if one time it's the invisible man or not

i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...

It’s no coincidence that man’s best friend cannot talk.

i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...

An Illinois man left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel he decided to send his wife a quick email. Unfortunately, when typing her address, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her email, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor in a dead faint.At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:
Dearest Wife,
Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. P.S. Sure is hot down here.

is it possible for a man with alzheimer's or amnesia to experience dèja vu? because how would that work? they wouldn't know that they forgot they couldn't remember something that happened?

(27-09-2011 16:14 )whoopah Wrote:  i had a joke about amnesia, but, erm... i seem to... er...