Worst Lyrics in a Song

Rebecca Black is in the news lately with her song Friday branded the wost song ever, its hard to disagree with that but its the lyrics that are truly awful so here is a thread for the worst lyrics in a song

Ps it dosent have to be a bad song just bad lyrics

Thursday was Yesterday/Today is Friday'/Tomorrow is Saturday / And Sunday comes afterwards / I don't want this weekend to end'

Friday - Rebecca Black

black and yellow, like a g6 and i whip my hair back and forth

all bad, annoying "songs"

Des'ree - Life

I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast

or REM -The Great Beyond

I´m pushing an elephant up the stairs
I´m tossing up punchlines that were never there
Over my shoulder a piano falls
Crashing to the ground

"How long is this dong girl this cannot be healthy (I'm so wet I have to get my wellies)"

Har Mar Superstar - "D.U.I".

Brian Eno - Backwater

'Ooh what to do not a sausage to do
And the shorter of the porters daughters
Dips her hand in the deadly waters
Ooh what to do in a tiny canoe'

Tinie Tempah's lame attempt to make a rhyme in his song Pass Out

"I got so many clothes I keeps em in ma aunts house" and my personal favourite line from that song, ''I walk alone, cos I was born alone.''

Yeah you don't fucking say Tinie, we are all alone in this world. When we are born and when we die, unless you are siamese twins that don't get seperate

From Jailbreak by Thin Lizzy - Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak somewhere in the city - er the jail maybe

Slowly walking down the hall/faster than a cannonball - Champagne Supenova - Oasis

bohemian rhapsody. brilliant song, but gibbreish in parts!

I see a little silhouetto of a man Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very fright'ning me (Galileo.) Galileo. (Galileo.) Galileo, Galileo figaro

"Everybody in love go and put your hands up" by JL5 still laugh everytime i hear it you just cant get much worse.