What Did You Last Eat?

baked beans and sausages on toast

Left over turkey with wedges uncle bens egg fried rice and curry sauce

My tea at work. I've just started a job as a zookeeper, you see. It was a bit of a crap day, though. First of all when I went to clean out the aquarium one of the bluefin tuna was dead. I didn't want to tell my boss, since it was my first day and I didn't want to get fired, so I shoved the tuna into my wheelbarrow. Then I moved onto the Primate Enclosure, but would you believe it, two of the Chimpanzees were dead. I thought the fish was bad enough, so I managed to smuggle the two Chimpanzees into my wheelbarrow full of meat that I was taking to the lion enclosure. Everything went fine for the rest of my rounds, up until I reached the botanical area where all the flowers are grown for the herbivores with specialist diets. When I got there one of the hives of bees had died of a mite infestation, but it must have been a couple of days ago since they'd started to decompose and gone all squishy. I just shoved them into the barrow with the chimpanzees and the tuna. I got back to the shed where the wheelbarrows go, but I didn't know what do with all the animal corpses, so I just ate them all raw....

For my tea I had fish, chimps and mushy bees. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Eating chimps? im shocked

Best if i say nothing more and get back to eating my big bag of Gummidge bears

bread and butter sandwich

A fingernail I just had to chew off , was getting on my nerves, catching on my clothes...

Cheese sandwich

Italian BMT from Subway and a chocolate cookie

Beans on toast

Smarties