Have you ever?

no

have u ever seen toast not fall butter side up

no

have you ever been at a football match in which a streaker ran on the pitch

no but yes at a cricket match


have u ever punched an animal?

Yes, I was in the outback and a kangaroo attacked me so I was left with no choice but to fight back, luckily I won, it was a bit strange to say the least, for some reason the kangaroo had boxing gloves on


Have you ever made something up in the 'have you ever' thread just to try and sound funny

no i'm always honest


have u ever spat on some ones shoe by accident

Yes

Have you ever picked up a box, and dropped it on someone's foot?

yes


have u ever faked an injury to get out of work

Yes, a few times

Have you ever wanked into a sock?

once as a teenager

have you ever had a wank watching a sky sports news girl

millie clode yep


have u ever been caught be a gf watching a babechannel