Elle - Chat, Caps and Vids

LMAO!!! I love u guys!!!

Going on hol 2mrw...yayyy I CAN fly.. Bloomin volcanic ash!! lol So will pop back on here when Im back and let u know the EB plan

Take care,
Elle xxx

Have a good time Elle, don't miss us too much. And the creepy bloke who keeps lingering just a little too long next to your sun lounger is almost certainly a forum member.

Have a good time ELLE but remember not to get sunburned as i don't like the taste,smell or feel of burnt skin
It will be sad not to have ELLE to wake up/go to sleep to for a while but it may give me a chance to pay the phone bill that turned up today well only if ELLE's holiday lasts another month which please god nooo we've only just got her back and now she's gone again. ELLE could of,at the very least,left us her address so we could have a sniff around where she lives (i have to point out for legal reasons that i would never do this)
Anyway you have a good rest ELLE you've earned it and if you do get a tan we don't want any white bits and photographic proof will be required,so until we see you again wibble bibble laba laba loba which i think is Mexican for "That's not a steak pie"

(Read this post in your best "advertising voiceover' accent)...

Missing Elle? Tired of waking up without a gorgeous redhead by your side? Then you need...

(Any guesses?)

...I'll tell you over the next page.

(ps: It's not "one of Elle's toes in a bag" ... just in case you were going to say that LG).

FS i would never dream of having one of ELLE's toes in a bag....well maybe if it was a big fleshy one with i nice hole i could....anyway,what could replace ELLE?????? no i'm stumped (get it,missing toe,stump etc. oh never mind) no wait i can feel something forming, i could replace ELLE with......no that was wind,i know what about a red haired doll maybe like this     YEP that must be it.



PS. When searching for red haired dolls i saw some of the creepiest images of my life,(and these things are for children)and i'm now mentally scared so i hope your happpy.

If only we could persuade Elle to wear that little on the show.

(24-04-2010 19:21 )rickhardo Wrote:  If only we could persuade Elle to wear that little on the show.

Did you mean to say "if only we could persuade ELLE to wear that little gimp on the show" because i'm all for that

(24-04-2010 19:49 )little gimp Wrote:  Did you mean to say "if only we could persuade ELLE to wear that little gimp on the show" because i'm all for that

I hate to be the one to tell you LG but you're not "in" this season.

And there was me thinking i was the new black
I still think i would look good on ELLE though,i may not be the height of fashion but i'm very soft and clingy and that's what all women want in a man......is'nt it?

Thanks FS your video helped me finally clean my TV screen although i now need one of them tongue scrapers
Love the credits too,i do like a bit of forest action,a hollowed out tree does make for a lovely holiday home,haha.