The A-Z of pointless twaddle

jibba jabba and other stuff nobody reads

Knowing that many bowls of blamange will make a pirate resist the charms of a wizard.

Latvian elephant trousers. You did say pointless, didn't you?

Marzipan sundays in a whimsical fashion of darkness induced fetishism

Now that's what I call twaddle.

Only the finest twaddle will do

Perhaps the essence of the world could be drained and replaced with Mountain Dew.... Or perhaps not.

Quintessentially, if all the pomegranites of the order of pistacchio munchkins conformed into 1 sustainable horde then the eventual architecture would be remarkably apple

Ridiculous...

Some would say that, but I hypothosise that if you were to take the opposing viewpoints as dictated by the theory of gargantuanism then in fact the result is quite astonishingly 4