Jokes

i was going to get rafa benitez to walk my dog for me,but then i remembered he doesnt know how to hold on to a lead

Yo Mamma is so fat,
she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth!

Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.

(03-02-2010 21:26 )jackobanger Wrote:  Yo Mamma is so fat,
when she ran out into the road in front of me, I tried to swerve round, but ran out of petrol.

pmsl mate thats quality,thanks

Yo Mamma is so fat,

her feet need licence plates!

whats blue and yellow and has a tight c**t attached to it?
a lidl carrier bag

sophie ellis bexter has been found dead in a french footballers flat,news reports that it was "murder on zidane,s floor"

What ship has never docked at Liverpool?

The Premiership!

i told the wife i felt like killing her.she she you need to get some help.so i hired an assassin