Football Banter

^ You would have thought that they would just call it a groin strain.

Would he be the first player to be injured by wanking??

I bet the Nottingham Forest owner Evangelos Marinakis had kept his faith in a talented manager Nuno Espirito Santo. In 2024 he'd got them towards the top of the table.

Now under Ange Postecoglou they are in free fall, and could end up in the relegation battle.

^He win in the second session only

FA Cup 2025/26 First Round Draw

1 Weston Super Mare v Aldershot Town
2 Salford City v Lincoln City
3 Luton Town v Worthing or Forest Green Rovers
4 Gainsborough Trinity or Hartlepool United v Accrington Stanley
5 Colchester United v MK Dons
6 Tranmere Rovers v Stockport County
7 Wigan Athletic v Hemel Hempstead Town
8 Newport County v Gillingham
9 Cheltenham Town v Bradford City
10 Barnsley v York City
11 Reading v Carlisle United
12 Bromley v Bristol Rovers
13 Peterborough United v Cardiff City
14 Oldham Athletic v Northampton Town
15 Crewe Alexandra v Doncaster Rovers
16 Tamworth v Leyton Orient
17 Stevenage v Chesterfield
18 Boreham Wood v Crawley Town
19 Farnham Town or Sutton United v AFC Telford United
20 Bolton Wanderers v Huddersfield Town
21 Chelmsford City v Braintree Town
22 Spennymoor Town v Barrow
23 Wycombe Wanderers v Plymouth Argyle
24 FC Halifax Town v Exeter City
25 Slough Town v Altrincham or Harborough Town
26 Wealdstone v Southend United
27 Rotherham United v Swindon Town
28 Grimsby Town v Ebbsfleet United
29 Buxton v Chatham Town
30 Burton Albion v Banbury United or St Albans City
31 Woking or Brackley Town v Notts County
32 Blackpool v Scunthorpe United
33 Cambridge United v Morecambe or Chester
34 AFC Wimbledon v Gateshead
35 Mansfield Town v Harrogate Town
36 Macclesfield v AFC Totton or Truro City
37 South Shields v Shrewsbury Town
38 Fleetwood Town v Barnet
39 Port Vale v Maldon & Tiptree
40 Eastleigh v Walsall

West Midlands Police have banned all away fans from the November 6 Europa League match at Villa Park between Aston Villa and Maccabi Tel Aviv.

They said that there was a large security risk for Israeli supporters following violent incidents involving Maccabi fans in Amsterdam last year.

However Keir Starmer, who called it the wrong move and government officials are holding talks to reverse the ban and ensure safe attendance.

It tells you about "fake fans" like Starmer etc. Anyone who saw the Amsterdam antics would be bloody mad to want a repeat in their neighbourhood.

Would be possible to stop and search them at Heathrow before letting them in?

But I think the government probably would want to make good friends with Netanyahu and make him happy. But then I think it would be the best and safest option not to let them in.

^ Because they are going to carry what into the country?
Have you never been through airport security.

(17-10-2025 16:37 )Charlemagne Wrote:  ^ Because they are going to carry what into the country?
Have you never been through airport security.

"Ello ello ello? Is this your skull? Can't let you use that to headbutt anyone, now can we sir..?" etc