Jokes

What's the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman?

Iron Man is a superhero.

Iron Woman is a command.

Always remember a friend is someone that will come round and help you move house, but a REAL friend is someone that will come round and help you move a body.......

"I developed a mental block about going down on my girlfriend, but after talking to a therapist I think I've got it licked now."

What do you call a rooster staring at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken sees a salad

What do you call a singing laptop?

A Dell.