Premier League Prediction Thread - Chat & Discussion

I'm going back to the predicting Wolves lose every week policy .

(04-11-2023 17:40 )HLO Wrote:  

(04-11-2023 14:50 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  No one does prediction comedy better than HLO. Arsenal 5-5 Newcastle. wtf Have both keepers been kidnapped, I thought these side were top 5 defences in the league.

Regen says to make one joker pick per round

Careful mate, you're so sharp you'll cut yourself.

Anyway, I've got nowt on, so I think I'll sit back and watch this 10 goal thriller.

(04-11-2023 17:40 )HLO Wrote:  

(04-11-2023 14:50 )Boomerangutangangbang Wrote:  No one does prediction comedy better than HLO. Arsenal 5-5 Newcastle. wtf Have both keepers been kidnapped, I thought these side were top 5 defences in the league.

Regen says to make one joker pick per round

Realistic joker picks...

Having said that, nobody's got one yet so far this round.

I haven't got much of anything.

Oh well, I don't know how I got as high as 5th, but I was suffering from vertigo

^^ It's been a tough week of predicting for most, I'm expecting my lowest score unless I can pull off a 3 pointer tonight.
5th place is a great effort this season, scoring has been so high. Before this week I'm happy with my total, less happy with my league position.
Really enjoying the challenge, still targeting a top 6, something to aim for, however unlikely.

^ yep very tough week, think I've got 2 points so far lol. Although VAR did rob Arsenal but more importantly me of a point after the world's strongest push on Gabriel

A strange old weekend summed up by a bonkers Monday night match . As for VAR don't get me started on that.
Daylight robbery against Wolves seems to be happening on a regular basis .

Next game it will be an attacking opposition player 50 yards away from any Wolves defender going down in the box.
Penalty given for the Wolves defender breathing too heavily and blowing the striker over.
Goes to VAR.
Offside is ignored because the technology conveniently breaks down .
Inconclusive evidence to overturn. Penalty.
In the last second of stoppage time obvs .
I mean FFS .

These jokers are wild is this a new thing? , you see i wouldn't know as i didn't complete last season.

The highest scorer only getting 7 points underlines how crazy it was last time around. I only scored 2 points and expected to be mid-table but I've only slipped to 7th place, and the 2 people who overtook me are both only leading me by a point.

(07-11-2023 15:02 )Kingsmind Wrote:  These jokers are wild is this a new thing? , you see i wouldn't know as i didn't complete last season.

Yes, new this season, all explain in the 23-24 PLP O/P. Only 2 per season, November and around April.