The Dubious World of Boris Johnson

The first part of Boris's return plan is in place.
He's given Nadine a peerage, and thereby freeing up the very safe seat of Mid Bedfordshire. The next step is to put himself forward for that constituency.

And it's also freed up the Culture Secretary post for Penny Mordaunt to fill.

I thought his "booster rocket in to the Pacific" phrase was a poor choice of words.

Well there is another rocket we could strap him too if you def want to get rid of him
is there a fake NASA letter/email we could send him??

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(06-09-2022 16:57 )Charlemagne Wrote:  The first part of Boris's return plan is in place.
He's given Nadine a peerage, and thereby freeing up the very safe seat of Mid Bedfordshire. The next step is to put himself forward for that constituency.

And it's also freed up the Culture Secretary post for Penny Mordaunt to fill.

She'll be happy - getting more blow jobs there probably will make the Lords a livelier place and more alert on TV
Boris may end up regretting giving her a peerage she'll bankrupt him if he still wants a blowjob from her
I hope the good people of Mid Bedfordshire see right through his little ruse and deny him ever setting foot in the Commons again.

It was a bad day for Boris at the funeral yesterday.
There's a video of Boris & Carrie Johnson being stopped at the enterance because they'd accidentally tried to queue jump.
Also in his eulogy at Westminster Abbey, Justine Welby, mentioned:
“Those who serve will be loved and remembered longer than those who cling to power and privilege are long forgotten”.
After which Carrie leaned over to Boris and was supposed to say "He means you".

There are vids of both.

i thought it was because he was not wearing a morning suit

Conor Burns, the former trade minister sacked over misconduct claims, is set to receive a knighthood in Boris Johnson’s resignation honours list....

hmmm

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-63187793

Ah the old drinking on pain killers excuse i mean ive done that a lot of times and yet i have never groped someone

I hope they have the good sense at the Cabinet office to refuse that peerage.

now we know why he is getting the Knighthood apparently he is the one that walked in the office to see Carrie Blowing Boris

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/po...8.html?amp

Yesterday Boris registered a company 'The Office of Boris Johnson' with Companies House.
He's going on the speaking circuit and he's expecting to urn up to £5million