Don't Quote me on that... Things they never really said thread

It's a full moon tonight which means Beast Man is howling his hairy head off and walking around with an erection the size of a chair leg.

He-Man has just turned up and is demanding to know whether I stole his Dairylea Dunkables out of his lunchbox.
I said no, but of course I fucking well have.

It’s only 10am yet He-Man has thrown me into a swamp, Beast Man has got his head stuck in the catflap and I've got the shits thanks to some dodgy scallops Mer-Man bought from some bloke down the pub.
Still managing to have a better day than Matt Hancock though.

Just asked He-Man if he thought he was skill and he said yeah he’s really skill so then I replied haha the jokes on you because skill means African bum disease

The Sorceress is the mistress and guardian of Castle Grayskull. With her vast knowledge of ancient magic and history she is amongst the wisest beings on Eternia, and is respected by the entire kingdom.
Oh, and she’s always playing with her fanny.

Just realised that Prince Adam’s thumb and forefinger looks just like something that Evil-Lyn hides away in her “special drawer”.