The "Pissed Off " Thread

(11-03-2020 00:07 )fatboy77 Wrote:  It really pisses me off when I have to abandon a wank halfway through due to an accidental rancid fart ...my own, not someone else's I hasten to add.

Sorry but...

leak in bathroom via toilet

(11-03-2020 00:00 )Carl-Gen X Wrote:  Definition of wankspangle (from the urban dictionary) : A thin string of semen between the hand and cock of someone who’s just finished the vinegar strokes when wanking.

Also : Utter wankspangle - another term for a dickhead of the highest order. Someone who’s just achieved an epic fail, a bog roll hoarder...

Vinegar strokes do any chips come with that?.

(11-03-2020 00:07 )fatboy77 Wrote:  It really pisses me off when I have to abandon a wank halfway through due to an accidental rancid fart ...my own, not someone else's I hasten to add.

Just ignore the fart just carry on wanking unless you shit yourself of course , i wanked so hard once there was wankspangle all over the place.

(10-03-2020 16:34 )Kingsmind Wrote:  Kelly would you like Goatman to have a wankspangle on you.

he'd not be the first.....


....... this month. lol.

breakfast then phone repairs maintenance lol good job I have the day off

(11-03-2020 02:25 )Kingsmind Wrote:  

(11-03-2020 00:00 )Carl-Gen X Wrote:  Definition of wankspangle (from the urban dictionary) : A thin string of semen between the hand and cock of someone who’s just finished the vinegar strokes when wanking.

Also : Utter wankspangle - another term for a dickhead of the highest order. Someone who’s just achieved an epic fail, a bog roll hoarder...

Vinegar strokes do any chips come with that?.

what size you looking for??

(11-03-2020 05:50 )kelly1066 Wrote:  

(10-03-2020 16:34 )Kingsmind Wrote:  Kelly would you like Goatman to have a wankspangle on you.

he'd not be the first.....


....... this month. lol.

not only have you've got him byt the short & curlies he's also hot and bothered now Kelly....

(11-03-2020 07:28 )babelover48 Wrote:  

(11-03-2020 02:25 )Kingsmind Wrote:  

(11-03-2020 00:00 )Carl-Gen X Wrote:  Definition of wankspangle (from the urban dictionary) : A thin string of semen between the hand and cock of someone who’s just finished the vinegar strokes when wanking.

Also : Utter wankspangle - another term for a dickhead of the highest order. Someone who’s just achieved an epic fail, a bog roll hoarder...

Vinegar strokes do any chips come with that?.

what size you looking for??

I like my chips the normal size but i hear Kelly likes a nice big chip.