Getting Old Is???

(07-05-2019 05:36 )SOCATOA Wrote:  " Life is like a toilet roll, nearer the end you get, the quicker it goes", how very true !!!!

Then it runs out.

Seeing a pretty young girl and realising that you are old enough to be her father!(unless of course she is looking for a father -figure) Life is cruel ain't it?

When a woman mentions secks, and you say its been so long, i don't remember how to do it. Or in my case, its been so long i cant remember how to spell it

Good thing about getting older is not having to worry about my future anymore.

Bad things about getting older include forgetting where I left the tin opener, or going upstairs for something, then when I get there, I have forgotten what it was I went up there for in the first place.

when you say your real age and add "only" to it

Sitting watching the first episode of "Taskmaster" new series and not recognising a single one of the contestants.

Getting annoyed with people who say 'back in the day' and 'as it stands' and 'in all competitions'(football clichés) and basically anyone who can't speak proper English sentences without adding LIKE in them.

(10-05-2019 19:27 )GreenMachine Wrote:  Getting annoyed with people who say 'back in the day' and 'as it stands' and 'in all competitions'(football clichés) and basically anyone who can't speak proper English sentences without adding LIKE in them.

I say back in the day all the time and im only 30 lol the 90s was so much better i miss being 10 those were my main fingering days

Pah! You shouldn't be complaining then, 30 is nothing, you're a mere stripling you want to try being 10 in 1976-talk about hardship and trying to survive hottest summer on record and a plague of ladybirds at Littlehampton.!