The "Pissed Off " Thread

Busy at work. Helping out a delivery driver by chucking some pallets down to allow him to offload a full trailer of blocks. I get off my forklift truck only to place my foot in a small hole. My ankle fucks up completely and I almost pass out with the pain. Compose myself and carry on. Fuck I'm in bits now. Four co-codomol tablets later...still fuckin hurts.!!!
Next step is Drambuie...

(23-04-2019 18:20 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  Busy at work. Helping out a delivery driver by chucking some pallets down to allow him to offload a full trailer of blocks. I get off my forklift truck only to place my foot in a small hole. My ankle fucks up completely and I almost pass out with the pain. Compose myself and carry on. Fuck I'm in bits now. Four co-codomol tablets later...still fuckin hurts.!!!
Next step is Drambuie...

Careful with the co-codomol mate.

I remember having to take them after I had my hernia op 2 years ago. Three days and suddenly you discover that not only are you still in a world of pain but you have the added ‘bonus’ of not being able to have a crap because the codeine bungs you right up.

But is going abroad the right move-I mean Drambuie must be a long way away! Seriously though mate take it easy with the pills.

(23-04-2019 14:37 )skully Wrote:  When your neighbour thinks it's a good idea to burn stuff in one of those garden chimney things, but doesn't seem to care that the breeze is blowing the smoke straight into your fucking house. The windows have been slightly open, because you know, it's been warm, so now the whole place fucking stinks. Seriously!

Yer i had that too but the dickheads were out till over midnight and i was at work early so all i could hear was them talking

(23-04-2019 18:20 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  Next step is Drambuie...

Next step (or limp) should be A&E don't you think?

The only time I've felt pain bad enough to almost knock me out was due to a torn left bicep.

Seriously, if it's that bad get it looked at ASAP.

I've necked that shit over time. Prolapsed disc and almost severing my arm off has taught me well. Shit happens.

(24-04-2019 07:34 )Clit Eastwood Wrote:  I've necked that shit over time. Prolapsed disc and almost severing my arm off has taught me well. Shit happens.

Jings Think you need a sprig of lucky white heather

Mildly pissed off. Today was going to be the big reveal for the next Bond film-codename 25-catchy eh? but they didn't reveal the name of the film. We know that Bohemian Rhapsody star Rami Malek is going to be a villain and that Killing Eve writer Phoebe Waller-Bridge will be co-scriptwriter with Robert Wade and Neal Purvis and two new Bond babes Lashana Lynch and Ana de Armas will be along with returning Bond babe Lea Seydoux AND that Bond has semi-retired and living in Jamaica before being called out to help again, yet so far still no title of the movie(due out next April, which is the earliest a Bond film has ever been released) Aagghh! it's soooo frustrating!!

bond's in jamaica mon!

^EH?