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Captain Marvel 5/10 - found this to be silly rather than exciting, no real tension and the attempts at humour fall flat.


Very disappointing.

This movie is set in the year 2077 where Earth has been left as a desolate planet from an alien invasion 60 years earlier and the rest of humanity has relocated to Saturn's moon Titan. Tom Cruise stars as a tech engineer tasked with repairing combat drones, that guard huge generators from alien scavengers.

The film itself doesn't star that many people - Morgan Freeman, Olga Kurylenko to name a few and it does take until Olga Kurylenko's character 'Julia Rusakova' is introduced for the story to click into gear, however this film does have great special effects and although slow at times, it does have enough to keep you engaged in whats happening. There are some good twists and turns in this movie and they are played out well as the story moves along. I do like these types of movies with the post apocalyptic and futuristic tones, and overall this did have enough for me to enjoy it. The story is good, the performances are good and it's sci-fi based. A good film and I'd watch it again. 7/10

Broken Embraces (2009)

Part of Almodovar's semi autobiographical trilogy. Plot and that is decent but what I want to concentrate on is the tits. Penelope Cruz gets fucked and gets ger lovely big tits out and it's absolute wank material of the highest order.

Elegy (2008)

Old Ben Kingsley is a professor who understandably becames infatuated with gorgeous young student Penelope Cruz. The jammy old sod appears in a few scenes where Penelope has the tits out including one where he's painting and one where he gets to touch, suck and kiss her boobs.

Penelope and her knockers look fucking fantastic throughout the film and I commend them to the house.

Ant-Man

Didn't think i'd enjoy this as much as i did. Good story and acting topped off with a giant Thomas the tank engine 8/10

Bound (1996)

Some mafia bollocks or something about a robbery or some such.

Anyway, Jennifer Tilly and Gina Gershon fuck each other, showing off their cracking bodies and lovely big tits. Very nice indeed!

Mandy (2018);

Not to be confused with the nauseating Barry Manilow song of the same title this is a revenge horror starring Nicholas Cage who morphs into a Mad-Max style character seeking vengeance after witnessing his wife brutally murdered at the hands of a strange religious cult.A 'Copy & Paste' of every revenge horror where Husband seeks retribution for the murder of his Wife could have simplified the plot of this film but by adding a hugely strange Psychedelic,trippy feel to this film set predominantly under a 70's Porn style red lighting made this one of the strangest 'WTF' films I've seen.This is a pretty gory film in context but because of the strange trippy crimson style lighting makes it hard to see whats going on.

Overall;Missed potential 4/10.

Superman/Batman Apocalypse(2010) animation. Sky BATMAN(rebranded for awhile) is showing loads of DC stuff this week and last and this was something I'd not seen before and introduced the character of Kara, who would eventually become Supergirl. It was rated 12 but still pretty violent and quite intense for a 12 yr old to watch. It also included Wonder Woman and Superman's deadliest enemy Darkseid. Worth seeing and there are others I've yet to watch including several Justice League cartoons but some are rated 15!

Triple Frontier

Good film but a little predictable.

Batman Forever

Definitely a guilty pleasure of mine saw it first when i was a kid and loved it you have to love the over the top antics of Jim carrey as The Riddler he makes it fun so many quotable lines in this fim and i had a massive crush on Nicole Kidman after seeing this film too I had the soundtrack to this film as well i loved U2 - Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me, Kill Me song