People that Perturb me.

(21-10-2018 10:19 )Carl43a Wrote:  People who slurp their tea loudly then go "AHHHH"

Just stop!

That's me, one of the biggest slurpers around, ask the wife.
Compo hasn't got anything on me for slurping, but I have got some decorum, I don't drink it out of a saucer.
Slurp, AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH, bostin cup of tae that.

^ I slurp as well, that and groaning when standing after a lengthy spell in a comfy chair are classic signs of old age.

People who brag about doing their Christmas shopping in July!! Sad baskets!!

(21-10-2018 17:16 )GreenMachine Wrote:  People who brag about doing their Christmas shopping in July!! Sad baskets!!

I refuse to even acknowledge the existence of Christmas until at least the end of November. And only then cause the little one will bug me senseless about it if I don't.

^Mind you it must be getting near Christmas when you don't see any Easter eggs out but there's scary Halloween stuff everywhere

Anyone had roasted chestnuts yet?

Eating chestnuts makes as much sense to me as eating acorns.

(21-10-2018 17:02 )Tractor boy Wrote:  ^ I slurp as well, that and groaning when standing after a lengthy spell in a comfy chair are classic signs of old age.

Dost tho fart in an uncontrolled manner as well Tractor boy.
Nothing like a good fart to make you realize that the simple things in life are the best.

(21-10-2018 17:16 )GreenMachine Wrote:  People who brag about doing their Christmas shopping in July!! Sad baskets!!

Har well you see Green Machine, there is some economic sense to this;
Presents are still a bit cheaper than when you get to Christmas, so it makes sense to get them when they are cheaper.
In fact, just after Christmas is the cheapest time.
You've only got to keep 'em for approx 360 days, that's plenty of time for you to wrap 'em up.
Simple "innit"

People who take a minus offer on The Chase.

Should be punishable by death.

(22-10-2018 22:45 )Tumble_Drier Wrote:  People who take a minus offer on The Chase.

Should be punishable by death.

With 3 options;
Hanging, drowning or spending the night with Anne Heggarty