Chrisst - apologies for the rampant plagerism but I have to bring my own glass half empty view to this
It's soporific and sometimes coma inducing
The publish a schedule a week ahead which has no bearing on who actually shows up
It's on Freeview so the cheapskates who cant afford Sky can get their jollies
The set is appalling. Almost stone age, I particularly like that STUDIO66 is written down the back wall so the girls can remember where they are
The camera is positioned too close to the presenter, often chopping their heads off
They stopped trying anything new after the S66 USA fiasco
They have a chatroom and the gallery take part but are entirely ignored by the producers
They have a magazine and social media which nobody reads
The place is run by a chap with vast ego and no industry who does his best exploit employees and customers alike.
The OSG are restricted to the bottom of the screen so the hidden costs are barely readable and clearly show the name of the presenter that is on the other channel. There are other sales offers on view for pictures but nobody buys them
On the web there are no shows; its normally a blank screen
There are no games going on that demean humanity.
On pervecam a dedicated chatroom is employed where the girls can mislead punters about what they will see in private
They have sometimes six or more presenters on at once sometimes some apparently working from home; but as they only have 3 channels whats the fucking point?
Sometimes they have two presenters on together, well somebody has to make sure Ella doesn't slip into a coma
They are called to account far less by Ofcom in comparison to say sundry local radio programmes.
The programmes can be viewed on line about once a week at 0430 in the morning when the load isnt too great
On VLC their feed remains viewable whereas others either don't work or requires adjustment.
They have a varied audio track, all of which really get on my tits
Their presenters range from active to requiring resuscitation
It looks like a fun place where work is optional and where they get on so well that a small clique socialise together and bitch about the fuckers that had to work and weren't invited
They've just had their ninth birthday and the level of business maturity is about par for a 9yr old
It's not free and you try getting your money back when you logged in yet again to a pervcam pointing at the ceiling
They hold their own against larger rivals who are also a bit shit
Their producers listen to our wishes but there always seem to be a reason why they can't act on them for legal or physical impossibility reasons
They have started several new presenters but chopped them because we all want to see Lucy Zara when she hits 50 right?
Britain makes the world's best TV so potentially it's the best babe channel....though to be fair nobody else does babechannels in the world.
There is positive age discrimination towards the elderly
There is discrimination shown as I want to see a transsexual, Samoan, pologamist, with no legs, Sikh. S66 need to think about Diversity much more in my opinion
All there presenters are self employed which means they don't pay them when there sick but want to get them back and working to get their monies worth after illness
I have no idea what tax they pay, but was surprised to find out from one girl that bbob jobs and sun beds are tax deductable
So shambolic is their business that we follow their work in our excellent forum.