Getting Old Is???

Watching S66 cougar and thinking " I used to fancy her when she was in her twenties:"

Watching a S66 Cougar and thinking "she looks hotter now than she did in her twenties" ?

Er, what did i come here for?

thinking everybody on bigbrother is a cnut

(02-06-2017 17:05 )cwpussylover Wrote:  thinking everybody on bigbrother is a cnut

You don't need to be old for that.

Watching glastonbury and not having a clue who 80% of the performers are.

Needing 3 attempts to get up off the sofa

finding the same amount of attempts to get off the toilet

Wanting to reference the old song " I took my harp to a party (but nobody asked me to play)" , substituting the word arse for harp (in terms of Sophia Lares or Ashley Emma or etc), and then realising that probably nobody else remembers the song anyway, and it would look a bit mad

(25-06-2017 22:04 )babelover48 Wrote:  finding the same amount of attempts to get off the toilet

When you can't even reach the toilet in time, you are really old.