Olympics

(19-08-2016 16:59 )cwpussylover Wrote:  please stop talking about cocks whilst im watching the hockey...its putting me off my strokes whilst watching the skirts flap about

blimey how much more wind would you want to make it more enjoyable?

(19-08-2016 17:02 )babelover48 Wrote:  Just thinking about it, I wonder if Jade Jones would ever consider turning to MMA? She'd be devastating!! and if I'm right, Taekwondo is a recognised skill too for MMA

she would get her ass handed to her. she needs to stay away from that hardfuckerness!

(19-08-2016 16:34 )terence Wrote:  i'm impressed. new zealand's cocks is hard as nails! badum tish

ok, i'll stop now.

New Zealand Cocks has cum up short .

I'll get my coat .

That would be Joe Joyce I presume attempting to get into the Super heavy Final and win the title last won by Aud the Fraud!!

Nick Skelton on Big Star into a jump off against an as yet unknown number of contenders.
Two clear rounds inside the time.

(19-08-2016 17:22 )terence Wrote:  

(19-08-2016 17:02 )babelover48 Wrote:  Just thinking about it, I wonder if Jade Jones would ever consider turning to MMA? She'd be devastating!! and if I'm right, Taekwondo is a recognised skill too for MMA

she would get her ass handed to her. she needs to stay away from that hardfuckerness!

it was just a thought mate but with the right training to help her convert she could be good. I don't think there is any British woman in any MMA competition

Six way jump off for Nick Skelton.
Times will now decide medals if more clear rounds are completed. Tense. Very tense.

CLEAR IN THE JUMP OFF!!
Five left.........

Four left. Skelton still leads.......

Three left - Skelton still leads...........

GUARANTEED MEDAL FOR NICK SKELTON

Come on Nick - if he wins - would he make history as the oldest GB Olympic medal winner? and the oldest Olympic winner of all time?

Great Britain Olympic Champions 2016 List:
(To be updated as the Games progresses)

1. ADAM PEATY - Swimming (100m breaststroke) WORLD RECORD: 57.13 seconds
2. JOE CLARKE - Canoeing (K1 slalom)
3. JACK LAUGHER/CHRIS MEARS - Diving (3m Synchronised Springboard)
4. PHILIP HINDES/JASON KENNY/CALLUM SKINNER - Cycling (Mens Team Sprint)
5. HELEN GLOVER/HEATHER STANNING - Rowing (Womens Pair)
6. CONSTANTINE LOULOUDIS/GEORGE NASH/MOE SBIHI/ALEX GREGORY - Rowing (Mens Four)
7. ED CLANCY/STEVEN BURKE/OWAIN DOULL/SIR BRADLEY WIGGINS - Cycling (Mens Team Pursuit)
8. SCOTT DURANT/TOM RANSLEY/ANDREW HODGE/MATT GOTREL/PHELAN HILL/PETE REED/PAUL BENNETT/MATT LANGRIDGE/WILLIAM SATCH - Rowing (Mens Eight)
9. LAURA TROTT/JOANNA ROWSELL SHAND/ELINOR BARKER/KATIE ARCHIBALD - Cycling (Womens Team Pursuit)
10. MO FARAH - Athletics (10,000m)
11. MAX WHITLOCK - Gymnastics (Floor)
12. JUSTIN ROSE - Golf (Strokeplay)
13. MAX WHITLOCK - Gymnastics (Pommel Horse)
14. JASON KENNY - Cycling (Sprint)
15. ANDY MURRAY - Tennis (Mens Singles)
16. CHARLOTTE DUJARDIN on VALEGRO - Equestrian (Dressage)
17. GILES SCOTT - Sailing (Finn Class)
18. LAURA TROTT - Cycling (Omnium)
19. JASON KENNY - Cycling (Mens Keirin)
20. ALISTAIR BROWNLEE - Triathlon (1500m swim/40km Cycle Ride/10km Run)
21. HANNAH MILLS/SASKIA CLARK - Sailing (470 Dinghy class)
22. JADE JONES - Taekwondo (57kg division)
23. NICK SKELTON on BIG STAR - Equestrian (Showjumping)

Were you all willing the bars to fall