You know you're watching too many babeshows when.....?

When you're watching Fiona Bruce on the 10pm news and you're thinking "What kind of show is this? She's been on 25 minutes and she ain't even got her tits out yet."

The 9 button begins to wear out on your Sky remote.

You can easily tell the difference between Preeti & Priya.

You catch yourself putting two pairs of pants on in the morning, because you think it's normal.

When buying a new desk, you ask the salesman if it's all right for you to sit on top of it and bounce around to test it out.

(no, actually, I still have bother with the twins )

When you turn to a channel, and it's a close up shot of a girl's tits or arse, and you instantly know who it is...

I think I must watch to much as I find most of the above points apply, especially being able to identify the babes by their boobs and bums. It's a shame I wasn't able to use this knowledge as my specialist subject on mastermind.

You thought that last year's Royal Christmas Broadcast was okay, but the set was looking a little tired and the Queen could have move around a bit more

.....When, no matter what channel or program you're watching, you still, somehow, see nothing but a spinning Elite logo on screen. I saw one while watching a documentary about Hitler last week !

When your plasma TV still has Bs osg's when you are watching the news.

When you actually start to dream about the babes, I dreamt the other night that Jennifer Jade was my girlfriend and then I fucking woke up

It no longer surprises you to find Lori on Babestation