Porn Filters

my freesat box is connected to my router, and i know peoples sky boxes are linked to their phonelines, could the porn filter start to interefere with what I can view on the telly? is there a chance that potential employers will see my cv on monster and despite my qualifications see that i had been watching Tiffany Chambers on Babestation on a semi-regular basis and refuse me an interview or should i get the job impose special terms to ensure that I am not in an office alone with a woman?

This might seem far fetched but is it really considering the realms of fantasy we are spinning into?

According to the Metro today, HM Revenue & Customs, BT, British Gas and banks have been conned into handing over personal information including bank account and tax details.

Large building firms illegally shared blacklist information, some genuine relating to union activity or raising health and safety issues, some wildly inaccurate (never worked for the company supplying the information).

Many employers check out Facebook profiles of potential employees.

Some employers consider it legitimate to use any tactics to protect their shareholders and/or core values, and are so blinkered they cannot see that their own prejudices might be wrong. Filtering out people who don't have porn filters on will be a no brainer for them.

How long until a divorce case features a tearful wife saying "He even insisted on turning off the porn filter, even though I begged him not to?" either in connection with splitting assets or child access?

(31-07-2013 01:20 )eccles Wrote:  How long until a divorce case features a tearful wife saying "He even insisted on turning off the porn filter, even though I begged him not to?" either in connection with splitting assets or child access?

In reality she would never know, because after watching porn he would switch the filter on again, leaving wifey none the wiser.

A lot of people here claim to be in the know regarding these filters, david cameron plans and the future of the internet in the uk so can someone answer my question? To clarify, once the porn filters are on will i still be able to watch babestation on a sattelite receiver which is connected to the internet without going on the pervert list and will too much happy time watching tiffany. chambers get me into disciplinary problems at work? If i know now i can start to cater my wanks to more suitable "family safe" girls like susanna reid from breakfast news

(31-07-2013 16:32 )mido Wrote:  ...
once the porn filters are on will i still be able to watch babestation on a sattelite receiver which is connected to the internet without going on the pervert list

I just checked, you're already on the list!

(31-07-2013 16:32 )mido Wrote:  ...
will too much happy time watching tiffany. chambers get me into disciplinary problems at work?

Yes.

(31-07-2013 16:32 )mido Wrote:  If i know now i can start to cater my wanks to more suitable "family safe" girls like susanna reid from breakfast news

Wanking to breakfast news is OK, but only if you wear your tin-foil hat. The tv can actually read your brain waves you know, that's why they want you to hook them up to the internet, so it can transmit that information back to GCHQ!

(31-07-2013 18:28 )munch1917 Wrote:  Wanking to breakfast news is OK, but only if you wear your tin-foil hat. The tv can actually read your brain waves you know, that's why they want you to hook them up to the internet, so it can transmit that information back to GCHQ!

Thanks for the advice on this, I have decided that if I use a bit of imagination Susanna Reid could easily represent a slightly older Tiffany Chambers. I dont think that David Cameron will detect me playing out my fantasies over my cold coco-pops in the morning and this would be a tough argument for him to win even if he was suspicious as I could argue that I enjoy Bill Turnballs dulcet tones and delivery which is the only reason that I watch it so much and not that im a proud pervert.

Its a shame its come to this really but this could in a way help out with my relationship issues, however my wife might be more suspicious of me creeping out of bed at 5.30am (therefore not being in bed when she wakes up) than she is of me claiming im not tired and hanging about for 20 mins downstairs at 11pm

like the babeshows Breakfast shows used to be better years ago. was no finer way to wake up in the morning to Tanya beckett on the business news at 5:30 and then Sophie Raworth and Penny Smith

Have to say this im actually coming round to the idea of the porn filter now if only because when it doesnt work the ISP's and the porn companys can say to the goverment and the moaning parents groups we have done this and this if your kids are still getting hold of this material its down to you to be more responsible

The American version of TiVO stores and transmits television viewing habits, the next generation Sky Digi box will also have wireless internet built in, so it is inevitable that your viewing information will be shared with Claire Perry.

MI5 also have the ability to spy on you via web cam enabled Smart TV's, when I heard this the other week I threw my 50 inch Plasma in the dump, it was less than two years old. Gone back to using an old CRT.

the next over air upgrade from sky will probably include something similar so a list of people watching babestation goes straight to no 10 each night and the police are informed