Football Banter

Suarez would be chained in the electric chair by now if it was him

Still a fantastic achievement by both Swansea and Bradford, considering they've both nearly gone out of business in the past decade.

i'd like swansea to win

The Ballboy incident: Torres would have missed, Cole would have shot him and Terry would have shagged his Mother

Will be good to see Swansea play in Europa league they deserve it for the players they bought in especially Chico who I thought would struggle

Good win against west ham now lets batter Liverpool

Dream on..... ps thanks for ruining the highlights for me!

this kid wud make a gud footballer, look at the pain hes in, its almost believeable

"he kicks who he wants, he kiiiiickkkks who he waaaaaannnts, Eden Hazard, he kicks who he wants"