Complete the sentence...

(23-07-2012 00:45 )TheTrooper Wrote:  Lilly Roma likes a nice, deep...

...dish pizza.

Sammi-Jo decided that she preferred...

me to cook her breakfast in the morning



Victoria wants to send one of her thongs to

The dry cleaners


Geri was very annoyed when.....

Someone sold her crap for a change


Sydney JJ said her boobs were starting to

talk to her in japanese.

Just before going to sleep Tiffany Chambers loves to...

...Prank call lolly Badcock.

Elite tv has announced...

(23-07-2012 18:25 )LODOS Wrote:  Elite tv has announced...

...that they are building a Danica bot, it looks at its watch, licks its lips and demands expensive gifts...it works perfectly.

The Babestation graphics have...

....been blamed by the government for the recent rise of criminal behaviour.


Izzy has just got back from the Doctors, he told her...

(23-07-2012 19:27 )Cheesy Grin Wrote:  Izzy has just got back from the Doctors, he told her...

the large lump attached to her boyfriends cock is in fact his body.

"NO! NO! It can't be true said Cathy Barry, it..."

(24-07-2012 17:49 )flumpertron Wrote:  "NO! NO! It can't be true said Cathy Barry, it..."

really is Cheese and Chocolate from Philadelphia

Jennifer Jade loves Cucumbers, only she doesn't eat them, she inserts them into her ....